xytazi
| I notice from my website logs that many people are arriving at this page after searching for the meaning of the word " xytazi ". | |
| Actually "xytazi" is not an Earth word, it's the name of a space-alien friend of mine. | |
| The nearest pronunciation in an Earth language, is "zzz-eye-TAZ-eee", but even that doesn't sound quite like how he says it, but it's the nearest we can get in any of our languages. | |
| (Even though it is a name, "xytazi" is always spelt using all lower case letters, as there is no such thing as upper case letters on his world.) | |
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xytazi |
xytazi has been visiting Earth regularly for over 450 years now. I first met him when his spaceship crash-landed into my back garden back in 1968. I helped him fix his ship so he could get on his way, and he has been a good friend of mine ever since. He tends to pop round to see me every few weeks, usually on a Thursday, as there is a special offer on space-ship fuel on Thursdays on his world. |
| Although xytazi is only 3 feet tall, and usually very timid, if you ever meet him, you must remember not to feed him pickled onions or garlic. He gets VERY nasty at even the sight or smell of pickled onions or garlic. You have been warned....... | |